Matthew Lowe - Ear Lobe English Record

Matthew Lowe has once again defied all critics and has now won the award of 'Best Ear Lobes'. In secret he has been striving for this award for many months, his daily regime has been a series of stretching techniques involving a small car and a piece of rope. 

His 'lobes' are now up to record breaking standard at a huge 4.36 inches. Matt Lowe said 'It has been small for so long and now I have managed to reach a solid 4 inches. ' Comentators said he was lucky it wasn't cold as cold weather is know to make...ear lobes...slightly smaller.