Sunday, 21 September 2008

Matthew Lowe - The Answer To Economic Crisis?

Matthew Lowe is being dubbed 'The Naked Economist", not only for his straight talking attitude but because he is actually allergic to clothes.

This has caused concern with some clothing retailers namely GAP and NEXT who state that sanctions could be placed upon them out of "pure spite".

As well as hoping to save our economy, Matthew Lowe is also fast becoming the poster boy of short people everywhere. He will be the first legally-acknowledged dwarf to be appointed to such a high position in Government.

Matt Lowe says that he is going to lower taxes on horses and eye masks but warns of sharp spikes in the tax on food, clothes, vehicles, water, petrol and other non-essential items. 

With the struggle Matthew Lowe has had it is nice to see that his hard work is finally paying off.